Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do vagina's smell?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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