plz talk dirty to me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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