I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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