walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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