just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
