he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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