If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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