Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have so many feelings about this burrito
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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