Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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