I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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