hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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