Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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