You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He shit in the fireplace
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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