This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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