Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
