Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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