Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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