dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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