Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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