Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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