Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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