plz talk dirty to me
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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