i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize