He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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