if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
In the future we'll all be gay
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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