I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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