She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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