Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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