nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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