It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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