I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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