Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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