nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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