So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
did i walk over a car last night?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
he's single and there are thong briefs.
And then he peed in my hair
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