That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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