your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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