ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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