you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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