I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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