Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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