called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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