let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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