I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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