i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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