Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Holy shit dude........stairs
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