it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Enjoy the penises
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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