He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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