He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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