yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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