I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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