can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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