would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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