so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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