So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Fuck appropriateness.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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