Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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