What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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