What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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