You're my little dorito
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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